Dear Memorial Bridge Traffic,

Suck it.

My days of putting up with your shit? Numbered.

I’m leaving you, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Don’t try to find me — I love you for your beautiful riverside/monument-laden scenery, but I need a highway that’s going to treat me better. I’m tired of it ALWAYS being a production with you.

Adios and vaya con dios.


Before my f’in ROKR punked out in mid-trip, this was the song that came on while I was parked by the Pentagon. Enjoy!

[audio:LeeAnnRimes_ SomethingsGottaGive.mp3]

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