I’d like to think I’m more Stacy’s mom than Kyle’s

Switched up my handwashing song.

Seen in Dorseyville:

Stacy’s mom is wiping down surfaces.

Have consumed my weight in Kind bars but *checks* nope, still not.

Tried to kidnap my badass little cat Cocoa last night because Green Acres ain’t the place for me.

She literally ripped the carrier in half, licked my leg and went on her way.

That’s my girl.

Cocoa’s mom still got it going on.

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