I am Jane Doe
With everyone posting “I am Jane Doe,” I got to thinking …
I can’t remember his name.
I remember his micro peen.
But he could walk up to me in public and I wouldn’t have the foggiest.
In my memory he looks like Pumpkin Shannon’s “cuzband” who appears to have just proposed to her. Darrin.
So, he’s Darrin to me.
I guess it’s good I forget.
And I don’t want this to come to me ever again.