Funny because it’s true
I was bitching to Pisco the other night about a particular waste of flesh and bones, and how the world would be better off if someone in particular would just fall off the earth already but I didn’t have it in me to jeopardize my karma by wishing for it. And like he said, “Here’s what you do. Say, ‘Dear God, please give this asshole what he deserves!'”
Good lord, I’m now praying AND saving my karma? Sweet!