From the desk of a middle-management mushroom

Two words you don’t want to hear on a Friday at 4 p.m.: “Company-wide meeting.”

Things you don’t want to deal with on a Monday: Your work life already changing.

The last re-org I went through, I lasted six months before taking the first offer that came along. But now that I’ve worked everywhere, there’s nowhere to go.

And I’m not saying any of this will end badly. In fact, I have a lot to be excited about. (That’s what they tell me, anyway.)

I’ve been asking God to shake up my snow globe. Just a little, not a lot. I think I got my wish. And the mushroom just lost a layer between herself and the top, so I’m going to try to enjoy the little bit of dark while I still have it.

Time to rise to my next level of incompetence. I should have asked Santa for coal — at least it’s worth something on the open market!

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