Friday Five

For lack of any other ideas to post about, courtesy of the Friday Five.

  • What is your favorite noise to hear?
  • Screaming orgasms. Preferably mine or someone in the room with me and not, say, a neighbor or a DVD. 😉 Failing that, laughter works. (Preferably NOT when the previous item would be more appropriate!)

  • If you could live in any era of time, what would you choose and why?
  • I’m a modern girl — these times will do just fine. Although I would give it all up to be transported to the era of flying cars and teleportation that we were promised for this millennium.

  • You just found $50 while cleaning your house. Where do you decide to spend it?
  • See, that’s impossible because that means I’d have to CLEAN my house!!!

    If I found $50 just waiting to be spent, I’d likely go clothes shopping. Because a girl can never have enough pretty things to wear. Ripping the tags off of something and knowing it’s mine, all mine, is a greater rush than the answer to Question 1. (Well, not necessarily greater, but at least more frequent!)

  • What magazines to you subscribe to/read on a normal basis?
  • Cosmo. And I shudder to admit that I grab the celebrity rags more often than not. My IQ is so totally going to waste, but why contribute great things to the world when you can pollute your mind and live an ordinary life?

  • If you could witness any event in history, but not change anything about it, what would you choose and why?
  • I’d like to witness the impeachment and subsequent stoning of our current president, in which case I wouldn’t change a thing.

    Oh, you mean historical? Sorry, got ahead of myself. I’d like to witness the end of Vietnam, as that’s what it’s going to be like when we finally admit that this whole Iraq debacle was a colossal mistake.

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