Even my dreams are getting screwed

First chance I’ve had to sit at my desk today and get to the work everyone’s been asking for (thatI haven’t been at my desk to DO!), and I am taking a blog break as purely a sanity-preservation activity.

So anyway, I was up all night BUT I got to sleep between 7 a.m. and 7:30 a.m. And it just goes to show that work is not only taking over my life, but also my dreamtime as well, because work interrupted my damn REM cycle.

I was having a very X-rated, hot-and-heavy dream during that brief half-hour of slumber. Since I mentioned Giggle Noodle Soup in my last entry, I can say that my dream? Was m’mm goooodddd.

I was having a hell of a lot of fun. Let’s say I was in charge and showing my dream partner — who was in fact a colleague but I’m keeping THAT bit of information to myself but, whoa, talk about looking at people differently in the morning! *blush*


So, I was showing someone just exactly HOW to please me and in the dream, my phone rang. And since I was on top anyway, I picked up the phone and saw it was my boss calling. (So, we all know it wasn’t HIM!)

So I answered the call, and my boss said — I shit you not, “You’d better wake up because it’s time to do your morning project!”

I shook myself awake, looked at the clock and DAMN, it WAS time for the morning project! Jesus H., how the hell does one pull off THAT kind of rude awakening so beautifully?

2 Responses to Even my dreams are getting screwed

  1. miniskirtman :

    As someone who recently had sex with a hot co-worker in the bathroom stall at the office, I would love to chat with you about your hot xxx dream. I think it could be a lot of fun.

  2. The Goddess :

    This ain’t that kind of blog, and I’d much rather be out doing it than talking or, worse, typing about it.