11.5 days

Big Giant Pussy threw one piece of bread to the four ducks who waddled by in hopes that we could feed them. 

One duck got to eat. He didn’t share. 

I’ve decided I like Big Giant Pussy today, though. 

Three little kids were fishing in the pond today. Fruity Patootie let his big gay dog run loose up to the kids. It promptly took a shit that he didn’t clean up. Whatta guy.  

I hear a local family hired the lawyer for Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown’s families. I hope they turn this town upside-down. The cops are just as bad as the residents here. Maybe Corey Jones’ family will be able to get the justice no one else seems to be able to. 

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