I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

I'd rather have a BM, myself

University grants cat an MBA. I don't need a degree to know I am a genius, although Mommy contends that I leave my brains in the proximity of Pooh Corner three times a day!

1 Comments:

At 2:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! Maddie if you had a degree you'd wipe your butt on it after you took a big dump! If you leave your brains in the corner three times a day does that make you a poopie-head?

John

 

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