I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, October 23, 2004

Worth one's weight in crap

Mommy yelled at me something fierce today -- she always asks me to please not take a shit while she's in the shower because the litterbox is right outside of the bathroom. Steam and shit are not exactly a few of her favorite things, especially not that early in the mornin'!

Well, fuck her, I did it. And it felt great -- I crapped out at least half of my body weight. *happy sigh* And, of course, I was ready for a nice big breakfast to replenish the nutrients that I left in Pooh Corner!

2 Comments:

At 7:39 PM, Blogger The Disordered Cat said...

Have not checked in for a while. Nice to see the cats are fine.
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As for Maddie... I thought it was the Vietnamese that ate cats. So she is safe for now.

When I was in VM you would see bamboo cages of little fur balls riding down the road on the back of a bike. You always saw cages of little animals riding down the road on the back of bikes or stuffed in the bus with their owner. Dog is popular in Cambodia. Kinda tastes like camel.

 
At 9:22 PM, Blogger Agatha said...

As the daughter of a Vietnamese woman, I can honestly tell you that cats and dogs are on the menu.

 

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