I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Let the skid marks begin!

It's great being at home with the nice, off-white carpets. Living with Grandma for three weeks was fine, but she had dark carpeting, and it was pointless to wipe my butt on it if no one was going to be able to admire my skid marks. So now that I am home, I finally have the opportunity to wipe my ass on the floor and have Mommy get really mad at me for it. :)

Kadi is being exceptionally good, if you can believe it. It's as if she knows how hard Mommy was lobbying for Grandma to keep her because Mommy doesn't have time for a bad cat. The only thing Kadi is really doing wrong is that she is rubbing her ass all over everything and really stinking up the place with whatever kitty pheromones she is grinding into the furniture. Bah. Between Kadi's and my scents, Mommy is ready to rip out her olfactory nerves and ship us both to the Chinese restaurant!

1 Comments:

At 11:40 PM, Blogger Billy Joe said...

Well thank you for the compliements on my Blog! I am flattered that someone else is finding the humor in my life. I guess that's why I choose to share it with the rest of the world.
As for Maddie... I thought it was the Vietnamese that ate cats. So she is safe for now.

 

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