Peek-a-boo

Mommy informed me that just because I can't see her, that doesn't mean that she can't see me -- particularly, my fat furry ass.

She had people over for a barbecue yesterday and locked the bedroom door. Kadi didn't mind -- she's in heat and was happy to be around all the men, even if they are gay. :) But I retreated behind the toilet and stuck my face under the shower curtain. Unfortunately, Mommy saw my tail flapping in the breeze. Humph. Who'da thought it? I assumed that if I didn't have to look at them, then they couldn't see me! I guess I will need to lose some of my kitty fat to make myself easier to camouflage when I do not desire attention.

Oh, and I am sick of getting said attention when I am in the litterbox. Mommy said I need backup lights on my ass, because I back into the box, take my dump and pull out. She gets really annoyed that I do not cover my poop and leave it atop the litter to fester and permeate the air-conditioned apartment. Well, bite me, bitch. It's not like there is enough room in Pooh Corner for me to turn around and play in the sand, is there now? Grandma says I need a swimming pool instead of a regular litterbox. You know, I am getting REAL sick of hearing about the size of my ass!!!