I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, January 25, 2004

Stylin'

I got me a new Liz Claiborne collar yesterday.

Whenever Kadi and I fight, my lovely black collar with rhinestones always comes off. Mommy figures it's 'cause there is a section of the collar that is elastic, which she liked because she knew it would never be too tight on me. But now Kadi digs her claws into my collar and rips it from my head, and Mommy always calls me over to her and puts it back on me without a word.

After Kadi ripped off my collar for the second time yesterday (and Mommy couldn't locate it right away), Mommy produced a cute little clear bag with red handles. Inside was a powder-blue leather collar with teeny-tiny blue, green and purple crystals. And hanging from the front was a silver pendant of a fishy! It was totally cute, and I look absolutely darling in it. Mommy tried to take photos, but my mass of fur kept blocking the pretty collar. In any event, Kadi won't be able to rip this one off of me!

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