Bahahahahaha

Mommy tried to outsmart me by hiding the famous blue bathroom rug upon which I love to poop. But I found it today. It's not on the floor but instead on the rim of the bathtub. I was hanging out with her when she was in the shower today (no, I wouldn't go NEAR the water, silly reader!). What I did was crawled onto the bathtub ledge, between the shower curtain and liner. And lo and behold was my favorite little blue rug!!! So I shat there. 'Cause she hasn't changed my litter in more than a week. Take that, bitch.