My halo is on straight today
Mommy's been so very sick for the past couple of days, but her friends have been very nice to her and have been offering to bring her stuff to help put her out of her misery, although Aunt Tiff refused to buy her the liquid cyanide that she requested. Everybody's got this damn ebola or typhoid or black plague that's been going around -- Aunt Tiff, Aunt Shan, Aunt Bryan, Aunt Paul, etc. -- it's a wonder I haven't gotten sick. I've never seen Mommy puke more than I do!!! I offered her my litterbox, so she wouldn't have to run to the bathroom so much, but the smell of my box made her even queasier (is that a word?), so she opted not to use it. But she hugged me anyway and gave me some catnip, which is her way of telling me I was a kind and thoughtful kitty today.
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