I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Friday, October 11, 2002

I'm Scared

I was surfing the 'Net when I read this article about the local sniper. I hope Mommy doesn't get killed. 'Cause she needs to be able to feed me and change my litter.

She said there are lots of police patrolling our highways now, so she can't speed as much as she likes to anymore. I just hope she drives fast enough to dodge bullets, if they're flying in our area. Mommy says traffic is a bitch, but the question is ... is it a bigger bitch than she is? ROFL

Too much drama in the world right now. I'm taking a nap so I don't have to hear any more bad things today.

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