I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, October 14, 2002

I have e-mail!!!

Mommy finally got off of her duff and got my e-mail account up and running. Be sure to tell me how fucking cool I am at cat AT caterwauling dot com. And feel free to leave a tip in the Maddie is Hungry Fund jar, ok? The litter's gettin' kinda funky and Mommy's broke, as usual. That bitch.


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