I am Jane Doe

With everyone posting “I am Jane Doe,” I got to thinking …

I can’t remember his name.

I remember his micro peen.

But he could walk up to me in public and I wouldn’t have the foggiest.

In my memory he looks like Pumpkin Shannon’s “cuzband” who appears to have just proposed to her. Darrin.

So, he’s Darrin to me.

I guess it’s good I forget.

And I don’t want this to come to me ever again.