‘We’ don’t like you

I need help. So much help.

My LinkedIN is filling up with messages from people who want to get a paycheck.

Like no, not you.

I asked Kelly about one of the guys. “We don’t like him, right?”

She said, “If you like dead weight, he’s great.”

I’m not responding.

I felt bad about that for a moment.

But then I realized I have a note out to Jimmy that the LOVE OF OUR LIVES is dead. And I ain’t heard jack about that.

So you know what? Go be dead weight somewhere else.

I feel completely behind and out of my fucking gourd every day. I am burned out by 4 p.m. most days. Yet I look at Don’t Treadmill on Me like I run circles around that even when I’m plagued by the poop lettuce. (Goddamn it.)

No one has ever, EVER considered me dead weight.

And I have paid enough of those people a paycheck for one lifetime.