‘I damn sure never would have danced with the devil at 19’
Swifties the world over agree that the worst men we ever dated, we dated when we were 19.
I would love to forget about all of them. But one insists on using burner phones to get through to me at 51.
And he TAKES OFFENSE at being told to go away.
Bout to start singing “Uninvited” up in here when I’m done with “Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve.”
No, Cindy, this isn’t bragging about having haters. I should introduce your delusional asses though.
But Kelly and I think Brooklyn Beetlejuice would be better paired with Loser Lisa from Memphis.
Of course, you can all sit around and make up shit about us and live delusionally ever after.
Just, do it OVER THERE because no one wants any a yinz over here.
You all promise it will be the last time you talk to/about us. And yet.