Also

It’s 6 a.m. and I just made my to do list.

I am already fully depleted. Emotionally bankrupt. Spiritually overdrawn. Tired in every chakra.

If Teams pings one more GODDAMNED time, I fear I may actually ascend to a higher plane of exhaustion.

I need a snack, a nap and possibly a wellness check.

And more coffee.

And no goddamn more Teams.