I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, June 19, 2003

Ha ha, dumbass

Mommy tried to come home for lunch today. She got all the way to our front door before she realized that she had only brought her car keys -- her main keyring (with the house keys!) was sitting in her bag at work. ROFL. She had to go out and buy lunch instead because she couldn't get into the house. I was sticking my paws in my ears and blowing raspberries at her through the window. Asshole! ;)

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