I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Saturday, May 31, 2003

In memoriam

Aunt Dawn's beloved kitty Ashley recently passed away. Please take a moment to offer Aunt Dawn a note of condolences, and wish little Ashley an eternity of frolicking through catnip and eating from treat-filled trees.

Aunt Dawn is sad because she wasn't with Ashley when she died, but she's got to remember that she's the last person who spent time with Ashley, only moments before she passed. We kitties have our pride -- and Ashley probably said goodbye and was thrilled to spend her last waking moments with her mommy. I truly believe that Ashley didn't want her mommy to cry, so she waited until her mom left the room before she climbed the giant kitty condo into the sky.


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