Hot pussy

Damn, it's getting hot and humid here in Northern Virginia. It's almost 80 degrees today! There was a monsoon out there for awhile, but it has since stopped and the sun has crept out of its litterbox.

I am so very happy that Mommy has put a cute little fan on the bathroom sink for me. I love to lounge on the rim of the sink and cool off in front of my fan. I keep begging Mommy, though, to turn on the faucet, but she said I'd get electrocuted and besides, I do have my own personal drinking fountain in the kitchen. And wouldn't you know that she caught me using the fountain the other night? I can no longer beg for the faucet stream when she knows I will go use my damn fountain when I'm parched. Bitch.

At any rate, Mommy doesn't leave my fan on for me while she's gone all day. Damn it, if only I had thumbs, I could turn it on myself! Mommy, come home and help me, already, damn it! You've got a hot pussy, waiting to be pampered here!