New Friend!

Meet Phoebe. She's quite a cool little kitty, although she resolves to be nicer during 2003. Hah! Does her mommy Moxie actually believe that shit?!?!

My own New Year's Resolutions are simple:

1. Eat everything in sight.
2. Poop on everything in sight.
3. Continue wiping my ass on the new carpet when I am finished taking a poop. However, I may just get back to wiping my butt on the walls, too -- I haven't done that in quite some time.
4. Did I mention eating everything in sight?
5. Knocking over only items that are made of glass (of which Mommy owns shitloads, and her favorite is cobalt glass), instead of knocking over such things as boxes, clothing piles, or plastic shit. There is not as much satisfaction because the crashes are not nearly as loud.

Mommy's finally at work today. Thank god -- she hasn't been at work in two weeks! I finally have my clean house to myself!

I have to say that Mommy did well by me this Xmas. We are still waiting for my kitty sofa to arrive, but I have a new food mat, bowl and toys, all in the Garfield theme.



And Aunt Daddy got me a stick of Catnip Dynamite, only it looks like an industrial-size tampon (that's why he bought it, he said). I am not sure if I like it, 'cause Mommy accidentally bonked me in the head with it, and it hurt. Ow. I guess I'm not a "Pearl Girl" after all!!!