It’s on the internet so it must be true

I read that if you doomscrolling’s 3-4 hours a day after work, that’s comparable to smoking taking 10 years off your life.

So if I’ve spent 10 years doomscrolling, theoretically I could have just canceled the internet and smoked instead.

I remember when I was a smoker, I joked that I would rather have taken the 10 years off my life in the middle. Like, skip the 30s and add it at the end.

Seems we’re all doing just that.

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