Down incognito
I texted Kelly last night to say hello before I threw my phone i to the Guitar Hotel pool.

Tired of not looking or feeling good and having to pretend I am not online.
I mean I really am AFK a lot. But how do you tell everyone you feel and look like shit when you aren’t out?

Kelly says she ignores FaceTime and calls back like a normal person.
Or she ignores calls and then texts back.
I may have to employ those tactics.
But first I gotta deal with 26 unread texts.
Maybe next year.