Beige rock
The best way to handle an abusive, manipulative narcissist is to become what’s called a “grey rock.”
Which is the only time I will spell gray with an “E.”
After 30ish years of bad friends, bad boyfriends, bad bosses and one weird beige-loving freak on social media, I’ve got the ability to play dead down pat.
Heck I don’t even think I am playing. Pretty sure my fut-the-wucks (hat-tip GG season 4 Queen Blair Waldorf) ran dry in 2003.
“Fut the wuck is she doing here?” indeed.
Another underrated GG quote, courtesy Wallace Shawn:
Confidential to Wildebeest, bye:
I’ll never understand though why the most vampiric ones can’t get the hint after all these years.
Like I don’t even find them interesting enough to hate or have any other sort of feeling about.
Yet they dedicate emails and social posts to me for years upon years.
I feel like Taylor Swift in this light, we’re lovin’ it.