25 days
Fell asleep to the sound of Thundercunt flushing the toilet a million times.
Either she dislodged her head from her ass or she was ridding the house of Big Giant Pussy’s dope. Given he was crying like John Boehner all night, I’m betting on the latter.
Awakened before 5 a.m. to screaming that was not my own.
Can’t wait to see what tonight brings.
You’d think that if you were getting thrown out of your home for being dicks, you’d chill out and get ready to behave at your new home.
Not so much.
25 more nights till they’re gone.