I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Is that a new cat food?

Mommy is packing and getting ready to go away for the week to somewhere in the Midwest for work. She's stressin' big time and is pretty incoherent.

Like for dinner tonight (the bitch didn't even get home till after 8 p.m.!), she wanted to ask Kadi and me whether we wanted Whiskas or Friskies for dinner, and she said, "Who wants Whiskeys?" I think we've determined what SHE's having for supper!!!

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