Unloved!

Auntie Tiff came home last night from her trip to England or wherever it was that she was going. It couldn't have been that great, as I did not accompany her. Not that I would have. I hate traveling.

Anyway, she brought Mommy some shot glasses. She brought cookies for her boss. She brought presents for everyone but ME. Dumb bitch. I'm going to poop on her computer.

I wonder if it's because I knocked over the roses Aunt Tom gave her and got water all over her London maps? Nah, she thought that was cute; I am sure of it.