Someone said mermaids aren’t real but Mom said that person isn’t magical enough to see them.

So, if you aren’t magical and you’re seeing me here, it’s because I’m here to help you believe in something other than your own smug superiority.

Actually I’m not here for those types. But I do miss my mini-megaphone. And it it bothers you that I am still alive and happy, well, bless your on-borrowed-time heart.

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