‘Crystal City: Now you can go both ways!’

Many one-way streets in Crystal City are now open to two-way traffic. But the banners now read: “Now you can go both ways!” Kind of rivals the pro-gay slogan for Philadelphia: “Get your history straight and your nightlife gay.” I’m sure the marketing genius for the new Crystal City traffic flow is gently banging his or her head off a brick wall right now. 😉

And in a perfect case of irony:

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