Caterwauling

No, not me. God.

But, two old colleagues who were married to others when I met them.

They seemed the least likely of the strange couplings to make it. But it appears all couplings except all mine worked out.

Que sera.

They look good together. He looks about 40 years younger than he should. We always thought she was one of those serial killer wives from the ID Channel.

Not sure whatever happened to her first husband. I guess if this one ever goes missing, we’ll know. Boys do love them some crazy.

Momma made me dis.

When Jimmy took me to Delmonico’s for the first time, he said …

“Only pretty girls get to go to Delmonico’s.”

Jimmy always was a liar.

The internet is so much more enjoyable now. Thank you for going away.

You do realize that you are the only person in our relationship. He and I left a long time ago.

But hey. If he ever comes to his senses, tell him to call me. Worth a shot to see whether I’d be willing to leave mine.

Senses, that is. Not relationship.

And tbey did.