Just six bucks for “jerk in a cup”? Clearly, no high-quality swimmers in there for you.
Not pictured: Turkey baster $2 extra.
I fully expect to see this on FailBlog one of these days. Give a sista a photo credit if you beat me to it, mmkay? 
Wholly Unappetizing: ‘Jerk in a Cup’
May 16th, 2009, 5:34 AM by GoddessAll work again today, but this is my play
May 11th, 2009, 7:14 PM by Goddess
Untitled from Bugged Shit on Vimeo.
This one’s for you, Bristol
September 7th, 2008, 7:50 AM by GoddessWhat, you thought I had nothing to say on Sarah Palin’s soap opera of a life? Please. I’ve just been posting the good stuff on Twitter.
But, courtesy of Cake Wrecks, I know what to get the teen who’s popping out the love bundle that she — did I hear it right? — chose to keep.
Bristol, this is why choice is so important — you missed your chance to get rid of your dead-behind-the-eyes deadbeat baby-daddy. Now THERE’S a gene pool not worth perpetuating. …
Anyway.
Thought for today
April 17th, 2008, 8:07 AM by GoddessIf the squeaky wheel gets the grease, why are the rest of us forced to bend over and take it dry?
I was thinking of taking someone to lunch who, aah, is assimilation-challenged. But then I thought, fuck it — why not reward the others who actually were not put on this earth to make me question their mental and physical acuity?
Bring on the bitter
March 13th, 2008, 8:54 AM by GoddessRumor has it that Kanye West and his father will open up a coffee shop here in D.C. Don’t know what they’re naming it or where exactly it will be located, but it seems an appropriate outlet for all that bitter(ness).
