What, you thought I had nothing to say on Sarah Palin’s soap opera of a life? Please. I’ve just been posting the good stuff on Twitter.
But, courtesy of Cake Wrecks, I know what to get the teen who’s popping out the love bundle that she — did I hear it right? — chose to keep.
Bristol, this is why choice is so important — you missed your chance to get rid of your dead-behind-the-eyes deadbeat baby-daddy. Now THERE’S a gene pool not worth perpetuating. …
Anyway.
If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, why are the rest of us forced to bend over and take it dry?
I was thinking of taking someone to lunch who, aah, is assimilation-challenged. But then I thought, fuck it — why not reward the others who actually were not put on this earth to make me question their mental and physical acuity?
Rumor has it that Kanye West and his father will open up a coffee shop here in D.C. Don’t know what they’re naming it or where exactly it will be located, but it seems an appropriate outlet for all that bitter(ness).
This was the best pic I got at the Daughtry/Bon Jovi concert tonight, Hello, happy little hot dog. 
Hillary Clinton parody video (”Obama Is a Cyborg From the Future Sent To Destroy Us All!”) seen on Slate. View below or click here if you’re seeing this in your feedreader.
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