That thing where …

August 19th, 2015, 12:28 PM by Goddess

People take lunches and vacations and leave at 4:59 p.m. and then ask you to do things for them that were due days earlier.

Pinheads o’ plenty

July 24th, 2015, 6:22 PM by Goddess

In other Pinhead Part 2 news, I spent from 6:15 to 7:!5 p.m. trying to do the task I asked them to do. Which would have taken them five minutes. And I still couldn’t figure it out.

In a lesser company, you could count on this cat to become the CEO.

At least they got to leave at 5. Wouldn’t want to disrupt the order of the universe by making them hang till 5:05 to help a sister out.

Oh wait. I can’t call myself a sister. The Paula Deens and the Hulk Hogans and the other people of the world lose their careers over that shit. But kill someone and you get off scot-fucking-free.

I’d rant about the Sandra Bland case, but I’m all out of rage today. All I can say anyway is that the only justice we’ll see will come from karma, not the justice system. I’ll add her arresting officer and the prison staff where she died to my list.

And or what it’s worth, let’s quit excoriating the people who use offensive terms about people of color and start punishing the ones who kill them OK?!?!

Pinhead part 2?

July 24th, 2015, 1:20 PM by Goddess

Psycho busy. Asked possible future team member to do me a favor (that said person can charge me for) because Awesome Competent Guy is on vacation.

It’s not AWC’s job but he gets shit done. Ergo, we are friends.

Prospective person writes back that I can do it my damn self.

As we learned too many times before, you can’t hope that someone will rise to meet everyone else’s road. Most just drag you down their ditch.

And when I get there, Imma beat a motherfucker’s ass.

And another thing

July 20th, 2015, 4:36 PM by Goddess

One thing I do have to say positive about Pinhead

I thought this was the stupidest person I ever met in my whole entire life. But maybe there is a living brain cell in there somewhere, to be a dick until the bitter end.

I can almost respect that. Of course, like victory, it was probably accidental.

Lancing a boil on the butt of humanity

July 20th, 2015, 2:11 PM by Goddess

I’ve been trying to exhibit grace and not write about Pinhead.

Let’s say Pinhead is a pus-filled zit that was recently popped. Gushing, flooding, oozing, steaming hot bowl of goo. And realize that is the kindest thing I can say right now.

Pinhead needs somebody to wipe their ass for them at all times. Everyone tiptoed around Pinhead. I tried to pretend Pinhead was a ghost. That was the best and only reaction to a nuisance.

Pinhead is waiting for their final reward for gracing the world with their presence. But lo, Pinhead AS USUAL cannot do what is required of Pinhead to receive Pinhead’s final reward.

(You can see I’m staying gender-neutral here, eh? BOIL ON THE BUTT OF HUMANITY is all you need to know.)

So guess what, we have to bow down and grant Pinhead’s last request. Even though Pinhead has done nothing to deserve anything from anyone.

I’m going back to pretending Pinhead was dead. And trying hard not to marvel that no one — I repeat, no one — would have shown as much grace toward me as as been shown toward Pinhead.