Overheard 

June 16th, 2017, 3:15 PM by Goddess

If some folks aspired to mediocrity, they wouldn’t even graze their heads on that bar. 

I didn’t say I was the one who overheard it. 



Doubt it but …

June 16th, 2017, 2:21 PM by Goddess

I hope everyone realizes by now that I’m a big fat ball of goddamned sunshine. And that the gossipy. Snippy, negative see-you-next-Tuesday never stops running their mouth. 

I mean I’ve shut down their negativity with high-paid witnesses present. 

I permit a lot of things I never dreamed I’d let slide. But it’s so validating to spot projection when I endure it. 



You attract what you fear

June 15th, 2017, 6:55 PM by Goddess

I must fear no-talent assclowns. Because they are running my country and ruining my life.


When fucknut got elected, I was thinking about promotional ideas for my services that everyone has since gone and murdered. I noted to myself, “Your CEO is now your president.”

I didn’t mean my CEO. I just mean, the election was my worst nightmare in more than the obvious ways.

With that orange shitgibbon in charge, he conjures up memories of every leader (at any level) you ever rolled your eyes about. The human bag of douche got enough illiterate people’s votes to ruin your non-working life. Because you weren’t stressed out enough.

I need to start fearing yachts, handsome men, bank accounts with commas, and people who don’t murder successful services and shame excellent writers because they’re not as milquetoast as the spook everyone throws their panties at.

Fuck this day.



Still doesn’t explain the no-talent assclowns 

June 15th, 2017, 6:11 PM by Goddess

I HAD these kinds of people in my tribe. Mediocre men destroyed that. Why does God want me to lose great people and replace them with what I’ve got now?



At least quote me accurately

June 5th, 2017, 6:55 PM by Goddess

I got quoted back to myself today. And not in a good way.

Someone told someone else that I allegedly said something in a conversation. Which, I did have things to say. But not what I heard back. And boy did it get around.

Granted, I don’t really filter myself well. So yeah, I can see where it’s plausible that I might have said something like I heard back.

But for fuck’s sake, if you are going to put my livelihood in jeopardy, please quote me accurately.

Now to figure out if it was the person who overheard, or the one who broadcast it through the lands, who got the words wrong. And wonder why glass houses don’t seem to deter anyone.