Injury without the insult 

June 19th, 2017, 5:55 PM by Goddess

Worked from home today. It was all I dreamed it could be. And none of the being fetched, save for a couple phone calls that I could react to without trying to remain silent. 

Guess I have to go back. Sigh. So nice without the two hour drive and the human interaction. I mean, isn’t saying hi once a month enough? Takes up too much time to do it every day. 

Thanks, giant goose egg, for the good day. 

Ass over teakettle

June 18th, 2017, 8:03 PM by Goddess

Tripped not over the cat, but just in front of her.

Usually she trips me and I can tumble pretty gracefully. But today, like most everything except that Hazmat area my career has turned into, it’s my own damn fault. 

Is that a golf ball in your left foot, or are you just happy to see me?

Here’s to hoping Lundbergh can ease off the summoning, lest I use my crutches as the blunt objects I’ve been dreaming of. 


May 23rd, 2017, 5:31 PM by Goddess

“You have to kiss ass with tongue.  Don’t stop till you hit corn.”

Cross my heart …

May 17th, 2017, 7:33 AM by Goddess

Wonder if  God gave me this commute to make sure I’d be praying to live in between prayers for a targeted meteor to take me away. 

Wine Wednesday

May 3rd, 2017, 6:56 PM by Goddess

Last week I was drinking half-price Meiomi at Mellow. Worked past 10 that night and was perfectly happy. 

Today I’m buying it in a fuckin’ suburb after the worst day ever.  Worked till 11 the past two nights and I’m ready to keep on driving after my shitbag commute. 

Note I went from heathy hummus to cake.

How the fuck is it only Wednesday?!