This day is an insult to my intelligence

October 1st, 2014, 9:26 AM by Goddess

ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL.



Putting this here for safekeeping. Also, reasons.

September 9th, 2014, 9:14 PM by Goddess

Just getting home now is a good enough reason. I’m like a bad trade order — first in, last out.

MoodPoisoning



Riddle me this

September 5th, 2014, 1:19 PM by Goddess

You know, if everyone else can throw tantrums and threaten to go on strike and it all becomes my problem, then why can’t I return the favor?

I quit … until I get back from Starbucks, anyway.



Body count < 1. For now.

September 5th, 2014, 9:06 AM by Goddess

This is one of those days I hate being considered a manager of anything.

If you’re making my life difficult, you’re taking away activities I should be participating in that help bring in money or keep it in the bank.

And you’re just delaying me from my next task. And keeping me at my desk later. And frankly just making me cranky and angry and resentful overall and therefore NOT PRODUCTIVE ENOUGH.

I have HR chasing me to do a review for a new employee (this is not the situation making me nuts). I completely FAIL to understand why it is not a one-question survey, and that is “Did Employee keep the body count below 1?” If yes, good review. Let’s do it again soon.

At least, that should be what MY review looks like …



All I have to say is this, redux

September 4th, 2014, 2:28 PM by Goddess

It blows my mind to have to keep hiring people to do the job I want to do because I’m so busy doing everything else.

I don’t think I’m any good at any of the others. And as far as I can tell, most if not all would agree with that statement.