WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?!?!
The scrumptious Constantine Maroulis was booted off of “Idol” tonight.
Look, I stayed loyal when the very talented Jessica Sierra didn’t get enough votes to continue. I even tried to look past it when we lost Anwar Robinson.
But for fuck’s sake, tell me how that girlfriend-beater Scott Savol and that weiner-on-a-stick Anthony Federov outlasted CONSTANTINE?!?!
The boycotting of “Idol” happens in my hacienda every season — last season, I gave up when Jennifer Hudson and Latoya London got the boot and Ghetto Fabulous stayed. And don’t say a word to me about voting — I spend a LOT of money on votes every week.
Dear neighbors: Sorry about the blood-curdling screams I emitted around 9:28 p.m. as the results were read.
On iTunes: Not a Goddamned Thing — I’m Having a Moment of Silence
April 28th, 2005 at
Oh, it’s just so ridiculous now that I am thinking about calling next week to vote for Slingblade just to mess with the show. Let’s see Simon make a star out of HIM!
And it turns out I’m not the only one. This morning I discovered www.votefortheworst.com, which is actually an organized effort to mess with the show.
Dan
April 28th, 2005 at
The damn show is f’ing rigged.
April 30th, 2005 at
You know, be thankful that your favourites didn’t win. Winning on American Idol is the quickest ticket to becoming a “one hit wonder”, quicker than becoming a hair metal band.
I refuse to believe that American Idol looks for talent…I mean, look at the people who have won so far: clean cut, mtv-esque young men and women…and that’s just your first clue.