Dirty thoughts
We interrupt this otherwise perfectly boring existence to ask, because inquiring minds want to know:
Did you ever have a deliciously lascivious thought pop up out of nowhere (typically at the worst possible time), last only a moment but yet serve to disturb your entire center of gravity for an extended period of time?
Yeah, neither have I.
Nor have I ever been so downright discombobulated by it that I couldn’t stop thinking about it.
I need to go to the bathroom now. Carry on. …
On iTunes: Jeff Buckley, “Everybody Here Wants You”
February 18th, 2005 at
You just totally described a normal day in my life. Heh.
February 19th, 2005 at
After years of working with manly women and girly men, I now spend my day in testosterone-filled halls. It’s starting to have an effect on me.
February 20th, 2005 at
I do not believe this. Not in the slightest.
February 21st, 2005 at
Ah, Bill, you know me so well. …